A great recipe. Guaranteed to make your next party remembered.
Are you ready to bake? Show the world what a "purr-fect" you are.
--1 spice or german chocolate cake mix (include ingredients
listed in mix)
--1 white cake mix (include ingredients listed in mix.)
--1 pkg. white sandwich cookies
--1 large pkg. vanilla instant pudding mix (include ingredients
listed on mix.
--green food coloring
--12 small Tootsie Rolls
--1 brand new and clean kitty litter box
--1 brand new and clean kitty litter box liner
--1 brand new and clean kitty litter scoop
1. Prepare cake mixes according to package directions. (Any
size cake pans.)
2. Prepare pudding mix according to package directions and
chill until ready to use. Crumble white sandwich cookies in
small batches in blender. (Scrape often, they tend to stick.)
Set aside all but 1/4 cup. To this 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add
a few drops of green food coloring and mix using a fork or by
shaking in a jar.
3. When the cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble
them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining
white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. You probably
won't need all of the pudding. Mix it with the cake and
feel it; you don't want it soggy, just moist. Gently combine.
4. Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter
5. Put three unwrapped Tootsie Rolls in a microwave safe dish
and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no
longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie
Rolls and bury these in the mixture.
6. Sprinkle the other half of the cookie crumbs over the
top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top.
This is supposed to resemble the chlorophyll in the litter.
7. Heart remaining Tootsie Rolls, 3 at a time in the microwave
until almost melted. Spread them on top of the cake and
sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Or, only spread 5 of the
remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top. Take one and heat
until pliable, and hang it over the side of the kitty litter
box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.
Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie
crumbs around. Serve with the new scoop. Enjoy!
(Thank you Mike and Linda Will, you are true credits to the
OK... my dear readers.... Real cat lovers won't get grossed
out, right? I thought this was hilarious the first time I
read through it. (I know, I'm warped!)
This is a real recipe with real food, and is a lot of fun
to make and is delicious to eat! But the real fun of
it all is watching the reactions of other people as they
look at for the first time, and then realize what it is.
Their reactions can range from "How GROSS, I can't believe
you'd make such a thing!" to "Oh, isn't that CUTE!" And
everyone wants to know how you made it, etc., etc.
So, go ahead, have a blast, and make this! Then tell me what
kind of reactions you got. Did people really "dig" it?
Let me know the "scoop." Have fun!
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry
cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and
mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair
... must try this on their bed.
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep
deprivation; incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try and strike fear
their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
cat I was... hmmm. Not working according to plan...
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a
foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I
overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." I must
learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
The Dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He
is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an
He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole-speak)
speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due
his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I
can wait --- it is only a matter of time...