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A SPECIAL CAT RECIPE - KITTY LITTER CAKE!

(Created by Mike and Linda Will)



A great recipe. Guaranteed to make your next party remembered. Are you ready to bake? Show the world what a "purr-fect" you are.

INGREDIENTS:

--1 spice or german chocolate cake mix (include ingredients listed in mix)

--1 white cake mix (include ingredients listed in mix.)

--1 pkg. white sandwich cookies

--1 large pkg. vanilla instant pudding mix (include ingredients listed on mix.

--green food coloring

--12 small Tootsie Rolls

--1 brand new and clean kitty litter box

--1 brand new and clean kitty litter box liner

--1 brand new and clean kitty litter scoop

DIRECTIONS:

1. Prepare cake mixes according to package directions. (Any size cake pans.)

2. Prepare pudding mix according to package directions and chill until ready to use. Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in blender. (Scrape often, they tend to stick.) Set aside all but 1/4 cup. To this 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops of green food coloring and mix using a fork or by shaking in a jar.

3. When the cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding. Mix it with the cake and feel it; you don't want it soggy, just moist. Gently combine.

4. Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter box.

5. Put three unwrapped Tootsie Rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie Rolls and bury these in the mixture.

6. Sprinkle the other half of the cookie crumbs over the top. Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top. This is supposed to resemble the chlorophyll in the litter.

7. Heart remaining Tootsie Rolls, 3 at a time in the microwave until almost melted. Spread them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs. Or, only spread 5 of the remaining Tootsie Rolls over the top. Take one and heat until pliable, and hang it over the side of the kitty litter box, sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.

Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around. Serve with the new scoop. Enjoy!

(Thank you Mike and Linda Will, you are true credits to the cat-loving population.)

OK... my dear readers.... Real cat lovers won't get grossed out, right? I thought this was hilarious the first time I read through it. (I know, I'm warped!)

This is a real recipe with real food, and is a lot of fun to make and is delicious to eat! But the real fun of it all is watching the reactions of other people as they look at for the first time, and then realize what it is. Their reactions can range from "How GROSS, I can't believe you'd make such a thing!" to "Oh, isn't that CUTE!" And everyone wants to know how you made it, etc., etc.

So, go ahead, have a blast, and make this! Then tell me what kind of reactions you got. Did people really "dig" it? Let me know the "scoop." Have fun!


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"THE HIGH-TECH CAT"


The modern world leaves me a wreck, But not my kitty--she's high tech!

When snoozing she prefers to nap On my laptop, not my lap.

For exercise and to relax She takes a stroll across the fax,

Then leaps to land on the computer-- The narrow top seems built to suit her.

She dusts the screen off with her tail While I'm reading my e-mail.

When I'm sleeping peacefully She checks phone messages for me,

Then looks at me as if to say, "Well, the button was marked PLAY."

If she's feeling really bored She hits the button for record--

Words not for a stranger's ear Go on tape for all to hear.

But as a self-respecting cat There's one gizmo she draws the line at.

Of all the gadgets in the house There's one she'll never touch--the mouse!

----By Beverly Bardsley



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Pages from a Cat Diary


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep deprivation; incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try and strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... hmmm. Not working according to plan...

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning, foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." I must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The Dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole-speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait --- it is only a matter of time...



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