Feline Wisdom
- Philosophy of life:
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-- Life is hard, then you nap.
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--Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
- --Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the
next day annoy them.
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--Climb your way to the top - that's why the drapes are
there.
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--Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
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--Find your place in the sun - especially if it happens to
be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
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--Make your mark on the world, or at least spray in each
corner.
- --When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal
twenty or thirty times.
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--If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over
several expensive antique lamps.
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--Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on
the bed tells them, "I care."
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- WHAT CATS DO FOR US:
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We do certain things for our beloved kitties, like giving them
food, shelter, health check-ups, toys, and of course, love.
In addition to cats giving us endless entertainment, companion-
ship, and unconditional love, here's what else they do for us:
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Cats:
- Warm our laps.
- Make a window sill more beautiful.
- Teach us how to land on our feet.
- Let us indulge our desires to really spoil someone.
- Remind us that life is mysterious.
- Give us someone to talk to.
- Help reduce high blood pressure.
- Give us cool cartoon characters.
- Turn common household objects like bottle caps into toys.
- Make us more aware of birds.
- Donate their services as alarm clocks.
- Display daring acrobatic feats right in front of our eyes.
- Contribute to living a longer life.
- Share with us the all-is-well experience of purring.
- Instruct us in the luxurious art of stretching.
- Make even an old worn couch look beautiful.
- Inspire poets and playwrights.
- Create a kindred feeling with other "cat people."
- Make us smile.
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Bring the winter air inside nestled in their coats.
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Show us how to lick our wounds and go on.
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Make our homes warmer.
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Open our hearts.
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(From Iams Pet Food)
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